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Thursday, May 5, 2011

Ventriloquist Dummy Birthday Sag


It's just about that time again~ another decade just spun out, rolled over and hit the wall! splat.. 10 years gone in the wink of a hooded eyelid....

"Look in the mirror and don't smile" he uttered tight-lipped, squinting his eyes, studying my face. I swear I resent that little "BotoxandWrinkleFillerPushin' Rep that said "Mmmm, awyyeass, you have elevens on your forehead and marionette lines around your mouth"!!..does he not know that I like to actually move my face to express emotions and that I don't really want my belly button pulled up onto my chin?! Couldn't he tell that as my crinkled eyes shot daggers at him through my Gatekeeper spectacles while my creased marionette strings snapped?~

However, I have been wondering who that woman is in my bedroom mirror every morning~and I wish that sumo wrestler would quit tagging along with me to the dressing room when I'm trying on swimsuits!...

Things are sliding downward pretty fast now..might need some Emergency Liposuction 'cause the way it looks, I might not have time for a scheduled appointment.

the 'Ladies~Eula and Mae' are full time residents in my sister's dining room

5 comments:

trashsparkle said...

That's the spirit! Have a great birthday tomorrow - did your mum really quaff champagne; no wonder you came out a bit giddy!!!! And no botox - ever - ugh, vile stuff. Keep those laughter lines! x

♥ w o o l f ♥ said...

keep 'em. ALL of 'em. i promise, i will so too, in a matter of a few years. will. not. ever. give. in.
besides anything else, i do hate gravity. of all kinds.
x n♥

Betsy said...

you are hilarious! :)

Angella Lister said...

Oh Kim, this is hilarious and sooooo true! But if you do an evolution of pictures of your face, i bet you will see the child face still lives in your beautiful now face. gravity is no match for the original clay!

how i love this post, and you! Happy birthday. my fellow Taurean!

Regan Alison said...

God I would hate to hear what the rep says about me. As I mentioned to you before, I keep my self esteem by looking at only good picture of myself and avoiding mirrors, or at least looking in the mirror next to pretty people in the bathroom. And NEVER talk to a plastic surgeon. As long as I think I look good, I do. Very funny story mom!!