ENOUGH ALREADY!!!!!
MY FRIEND, NORMA, THE ONE THAT HAS THE POLISHED TABLES THAT I CAN LAY ACROSS WITH NO HINDRANCES, PHONED ME LAST SATURDAY.
"ARE YOU SNOWED IN? SHE INQUIRED. "WHY, YES, I AM." "WELL, I WANT YOU TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT." "OK, AND WHAT WOULD THAT BE?" "I WANT YOU TO WORK YOUR SPELL ON THIS WEATHER." "NOT TO DISAPPOINT YOU, BUT I WILL HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE FULL MOON FOR THE SPELL TO TAKE EFFECT."
THE LINE WENT DEAD.